We would like… your blessing… of… our marriage!
"That’s not a strawberry."
Requested by Anon
YOU ADORABLE DORK YOU
My birthday cake is better than your birthday cake.
The croissant and baguette at the side, though.
I wonder why they didn’t just tell us?
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
When I’m around you, I kind of feel like I’m on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.